My dad became a freeman of the city of London a few weeks ago. Since this happened some people have asked me what it means. The short answer is “I’m not completely sure”, the long, vague answer is “he gets to go to dinners in really old halls and talk to other butchers” and the best answer is “don’t know […]
Space makes me feel a bit weird. It’s not space’s fault, it can’t help being a vast expansive uncharted mass of darkness that makes everyone who looks at it and thinks too hard do a mind-shrivel into a never-ending hole of circular questioning and self-doubt, and it can’t help being an omni-present reminder of our relative insignificance […]
It’s Park Weather, which means we must all go to the park and eventually freeze to death under a picnic blanket with a tube of Pringles for gloves.
This proves beyond all doubt that there’s really no point in going to Hampstead Heath unless you like dogs. Honestly. You should just stay in bed.
Field Day in Victoria Park. Things you don’t need: a tent. Things do you need: the information contained in this blog post.