There are things you know when you’ve lived in London for a bit. Not just the obvious stuff like standing on the right, walking as fast as humanly possible at all times, or forming orderly queues everywhere (unless you’re at a bus stop or waiting for the tube; in which case please form a restless, passive aggressive crowd […]
On the tube
Welcome to London, where you’ll never be alone ever again. But it’s ok guys, because we’ve all collectively found a workaround.
This proves beyond all doubt that there’s really no point in going to Hampstead Heath unless you like dogs. Honestly. You should just stay in bed.