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  • 13 Nice Things To Do After Work Instead Of Going Straight Home

    13 Nice Things To Do After Work Instead Of Going Straight Home

    It’s been Quite A Week round here.

    A week in which every day at 5:30pm, when they’ve unlocked the doors and let us out of work, I’ve found myself swinging between two different moods:

    Mood 1: must go straight home and watch The Bodyguard and cook risotto

    Mood 2: must do something nice after work in order not to fall into a pit

    And while yes, one of these nights will inevitably end up being a heady mix of both of these things (drinking vast quantities of extortionately priced alcohol in a bar before going home, putting on The Bodyguard, and attempting to cook), it’s also nice to have a few slightly more wholesome “do something nice after work” options floating about. And lately I’ve found some good, cheap-ish things you can do after work in the evening, and most of them don’t cost very much. So here ya go:

    1. Go for a swim.

    Aside from anything else, hurling yourself into an outdoor pool or lido would really give your brain something else to think about, like do I still have toes, or how deadly is hypothermia. Otherwise, mate, the London Aquatics Centre over in the Olympic Park is very much the one. It’s indoor, very new, and it only costs a fiver for an adult (less if you’re bunking off work during the day).

    2. Do some heavy breathing on a mat, or something.

    The primary reason loads of people bang on about yoga is because thinking about your shitty day at work while standing on one leg with your arms in the air is really really hard to do. But yoga can be stupidly pricey in London, especially if you just want to do a one-off “today was awful, SOS” class. But the Mind Body app is good for finding cheap introductory classes near wherever you’re currently standing, fuming at the world. Also, a lot of London Borough Councils have really affordable community exercise projects: i.e these fitness classes are all £1 each for Hackney residents.

    3. Bury your face into a very good book (for free).

    Book shops are deffo the most calming places on earth – other day I went in Waterstone’s Islington and earwigged on a dad / daughter storytime session for a bit and it was mega therapeutic. But may I also remind you of the existence of libraries? And that you can still get books, audio books, and films instantly and for free in the year of our lord 2017? Find your local library on this page and voila! Free. Fucking. Books. 

    4. Borrow a dog.

    If you haven’t yet made a list of people whose dog you can befriend when the world feels like it’s going to end, that’s ok. Now is the time to start. Join this website, browse a selection of local dogs, and get to know their owners. If that feels like a reach, just sign up and look at photos of other people’s dogs. I mean, it works for me.

    5. Sit somewhere really busy and people watch.

    IMO, the worst bits of London are the really busy parts, unless you need distracting. In which case, they are the best place to plonk yourself down, put on music or a podcast, and watch an endless stream of people going about their miserable, daily hum drum existences all around you. The bit outside Kings Cross where the swing is? Excellent spot. Ditto Southbank, where buskers will cause you to reluctantly hum along to Ed Sheeran covers whether you like it or not.

    6. Go watch something you normally wouldn’t at the cinema.

    I’m a big fan of just rocking up to see whatever’s on at the cinema. But again, in London – this reaaaally isn’t very cheap.  Except recently I’ve found a lot of local cinemas do deals mid week to get you through the door. Like the Rio on Kingsland Road has Cheap Mondays, and £5 Tuesdays if you come in waving your Hackney library card.

    7. Send a friend something in the post.

    Alright, so this one might just be an excuse to go into a card shop and buy some decent stationery. But one bonafide foolproof way to feel better is to send someone an offensive / funny / stupid card, if for no other reason than you’ll probably make yourself laugh while you’re doing it. Fun fact: the postbox on Rosebery Avenue in Clerkenwell has a later 7.30pm pickup time. Don’t ask why I know this sort of stuff.

    8. Invest in a re-fillable bottle of wine.

    All hail the genius of Borough Wines. You buy an empty bottle (£2.50), fill it up with red, white, or rosé in the shop (£6.50), go outside, down it, then go straight back in and refill for £6.50. I jest, obviously. Street drinking’s for hobos. Buy two bottles and down them in the comfort of your own home instead.

    9. Take yourself somewhere for dinner.

    Because look: sometimes it helps to talk, and sometimes the last thing you want to do is discuss your awful day with anyone. Enter The Infatuation’s piece recently on places to eat if you’re rolling solo.

    10. Find a midweek gig happening that night.

    The absolute wonder of London is that you will find live music somewhere, somehow, on any given night of the week. And usually without getting advance tickets. Try the Jazz Cafe in Camden, The Lexington, Birthdays, and the Shacklewell Arms. Or have a scout on Dice app or Resident Advisor.

    11. Visit a friend on the other side of London.

    Part of the reason we all get so fed up is because we’re doing the same journeys and routines every day. So give your mate on the other side of town a ring and go see how astonishingly happy everyone in west London is.

    12. Get up high.

    You know what you need? Perspective, mate. Bit of perspective. The View from the Shard is a bit expensive (nice), but you can get half way up for free just by… getting in the lift and having a drink in Hutong. Alternatively, get on the Dangleway, or climb up any of these.

    13. Go for late tea and cake.

    A lot of Soho’s cafes are open late, and are a very good place to go with a book and have a cuppa. Yum Chaa, Balans Soho Society Cafe, even Caffe Nero on the corner of Frith Street is open til 2am during the week. So, there’s that. Here are more places that aren’t the pub.

    Where do you go after work if you don’t fancy going straight home?

  • Where To Meet Mates In The Evening If You Don’t Fancy The Pub

    Where To Meet Mates In The Evening If You Don’t Fancy The Pub

    Ever get that thing where you just don’t fancy the pub?

    It’s probably an “I’m 32 now” thing, but occasionally, you just want to meet a mate in the evening and sit and have a catch up without getting smashed and waking up on Tuesday morning feeling like the world has thrown its heaviest, sharpest buildings on your head. You want a cup of tea. You don’t want to be out too late. And instead of spending £30 on a nice, nutritious dinner, you want a huge slab of cake.

    Either that or you’re gasping but your mate’s pregnant, or running a marathon, or doesn’t drink, or you both just want to see if the rumours are true and if it is indeed possible to socialise in London without going to the pub.

    Look, it happens. And when it does, here’s where I usually end up.

    Yum Chaa – Berwick Street, Soho

    This tea shop has a few cafes around London, but the Soho branch is open til 9:30pm. They do good loose leaf blends that actually taste how they smell, which is a minor miracle, and they also do very good cake. And if you can’t see any spaces from the window, there’ll probably be seats downstairs.

    Wellcome Collection cafe – Euston Road

    Hands down one of my favourite museums in London. The Wellcome’s exhibitions are always good, and free, and then there’s the added bonus of a nice cafe that does big pots of loose leaf tea. So go see the Modern Nature exhibit that’s on at the moment, then abandon everything for the cake. On Thursdays, it’s open until 10pm.

    Barbican Centre – Barbican

    Another fairly overlooked public space which is also on my London Good Bits list. The Barbican has a big public area and the whole place is open until 11pm. There’s tables, lots of places to sit, and cafes scattered around if you fancy a cuppa. And if you get bored of talking to your mate, there’s free wifi so you can look at your phone instead, a cinema, exhibitions and galleries ‘n’ stuff.

    The lesser spotted Sunbathing Londoners in their canal-side habitat

    City Road Basin – Regent’s Canal (Summer)

    There’s this really nice spot between Angel and DeBeauvoir on the Regent’s Canal which a bangin’ spot for meeting a mate if it’s sunny. You’ll know when you get there because you’ll see half naked people sprawled across the lock in the late evening. A bit further along the towpath there’s benches to sit and chill on, and if it rains, walk up to Proud East in Haggerston or the Towpath cafe.

    Tate Modern – Southbank

    The ideal situation here is to take your mate who’s also a member and can get you both into the member’s rooms upstairs for mega views of St Paul’s. Failing that, the Turbine Hall is free and the other galleries are open til 10pm on Friday and Saturday. Fill ya boots.

    Euphorium Bakery – 202 Upper Street, Islington

    This is my go-to cafe when I need to get some writing done after work. There are two branches on Upper Street, and the one nearest Highbury and Islington is open til 9pm for all your quiche, Tea Pigs, big tables and free wifi needs. Pro tip: the big sofa’s at the back.

    Curzon – Soho / Bloomsbury

    I’ve already banged on about how excellent Bloomsbury is generally. But the good thing about this and the other Curzon cinemas is there’s a bar / cafe area in each one, which are quite nice places to sit and / or listen to people bitch about the films they just watched. I don’t know how late they’re open, but I’m guessing it’s until the last film. And members get 15% off food and drink.

    Royal Festival Hall – Southbank Centre

    This place is a bit like the Barbican: you’ll know it for events and music and probably the rooftop bar in summer, but inside the different levels have cafes and foyers and public spaces where you can sit without having to buy anything. Also good for work meetings ‘n’ stuff. Open til 10:30pm.

    Granary Square – Kings Cross (Summer)

    Weather dependent – although to be fair there’s loads of cafes around here now you can duck into when it inevitably starts pissing it down. Granary Square usually has chairs dotted about, also fountains to run through like the child you actually are, big screens when Wimbledon’s on, and in summer they put AstroTurf down on the steps by the canal so you can sit there too.

    Know of any other places where you can just sit and chill without getting completely smashed? Share the wealth. My liver thanks you.