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What To Bring To Somerset House for Film4 Summer Screen

08.01.2017 by She Loves London // 5 Comments

Every year, me and my friends go to Somerset House for the Film4 Summer Screen.

The first time we went, it rained – hard – but amazingly, despite our soggy bottoms we went on to have one of the best nights of the year. If you’re lucky it’ll be one of those lovely summer evenings, but even if it’s not, you’ll have a lovely time. Providing you’ve got the right stuff.

So to help the masses, here’s everything a slightly OCD Virgo (a.k.a. me) would would want to know before going to a Somerset House film screening for the first time (and if it’s looking like rain, go here).

somerset house summer screen

1. Get there early

If you’re in a group (or solo and want to starfish), get there when the doors open at half six. After seven you’ll have a hard job finding a big space but might be able to squeeze in, and any later than that you’re going to struggle. My advice? Go down around 6.30pm, claim your patch, and settle in for the long haul. Then throw mad evils at anyone who impinges on your territory. Like the girls next to us did. Mehhhh.

2. Order takeaway pizza

The film won’t start until 9pm, so bring supplies. Order yourself a takeaway from Pizza Express next door, or Pizza Hut further towards Charing Cross station if you’re a massive dirtbag. Just don’t get salad. Film or no film, no one needs that in their lives.

3. Basically, just bring your own food

There is food inside Somerset House, but it’s a bit on the pricey side. Same goes for the booze. On which note:

4. Bring booze in plastic bottles

No glass is allowed, so go for a two litre cocktail of fun. One small bottle of vodka decanted into a big plastic bottle, with 1.5 litres of tonic = a party. If it’s cold, flask it up with some Irish coffee. There’s a Tesco on the corner of Waterloo Bridge if you need to grab supplies (plastic cups all the way), or else you could always just go nuts on the free shots of Bordeaux wine inside. No one’ll notice.

5. Don’t scrimp on the fluffy blankets

Even if it’s 20+ degrees: the blankets. Bring the blankets. You’ll want one to sit on, and one big fluffy fleecy number to wrap yourself in from about half an hour into the film. Better yet, bring a sleeping bag. Trust me. They’re perfect.

6. Don’t be stingy on the pillow front

Bring two: one big enough to prop your head up so you can lie down, and one for your bum. Oh, and that’s one each. Sharing’s not caring, folks, it’s just blummin’ uncomfortable.

7. Go with a boyfriend / teddy bear / friends you don’t mind spooning with

Look, this is one of the best nights you’re going to have all summer. Mark my words, when the temperature drops a few degrees and you’ve quaffed twenty of those freebie wine shots, you’re going to be feeling the love. So while the couples do their disgusting snuggling, all you singles (hollaaaa) will want to be stationed next to someone you can share the spoony warmth with. Cosy up, folks.

8. Smokers: embrace fake fags

Even though it’s outdoors and open air, all you smokers are banished to the outskirts. You’ll be demoted to the back corners of the courtyard if you want to have a puff, so it’s probably time to whip out the electric versions if you don’t want get up mid-film.

9. If someone gives you their spare tickets for free, at least offer to buy them a drink

This one goes out to the couple standing outside who were gifted two of our spare tickets at the last minute. A cider would be, lovely, thanks! Oh…wait…no. lolz! You didn’t ask.

10. Be a bit smug.

You’re at one of the best evenings in London all summer. It’s sold out. Sit back, relax and try not to go to the loo during the good bits.

You’re going to have a very nice time indeed.

Are you going to a Film4 screening this year?

Categories // London Life Survival Guides Tags // Summertime

Comments

  1. Samantha Gyseman says

    15th May 2015 at 6:35 pm

    Great guide, thanks. Will you be there this year?

    Reply
    • She Loves London says

      18th May 2015 at 3:58 pm

      I will indeed! We’re seeing the Graduate 🙂 You?

      Reply
  2. Francine says

    10th May 2018 at 4:45 am

    Excellent blog! Do you have any tips for aspiring writers?

    I’m hoping to start my own blog soon but I’m a little lost on everything.
    Would you suggest starting with a free platform like WordPress or go for a paid option? There
    are so many options out there that I’m totally confused ..

    Any recommendations? Cheers!

    Reply
  3. Danielle says

    17th August 2018 at 12:07 pm

    Thanks so much for all this info.
    Just one question, how do you order the pizza and collect it, because it says no re-admissions?
    Thanks again.

    Reply
    • She Loves London says

      17th August 2018 at 1:47 pm

      Hi Danielle! You order the pizza before you go in, and take it in with you. It’s only a few doors down from Somerset House.

      Reply

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