This morning the entire mass of everyone ever in the world descended on the London transport system for the Annual Back to Work After Christmas and the New Year Day 2014.
Apparently around the UK, this day is also known as “Blue Monday”.
But if you live in London you’ll be familiar with it as “the day everything always breaks all at once.”
https://twitter.com/touchofadiamond/status/420118388732887040
For those heading towards the tube, the morning looked a bit like this:
And for those on the buses, well – our morning looked more like this:
And thus the New Year properly began, and it was back to business as usual in London.
Half an hour to travel one stop and not be able to board any train. TfL, with this first Monday clusterfuck you are spoiling us.
— Blonde (@Blonde_M) January 6, 2014
Welcome back Claire. Tubes fucked and it's hammering down. Wet all day methinks.
— CD (@claireyfairy1) January 6, 2014
https://twitter.com/katherinepoole/status/420116822407806976
Oh how I've been missing the wet morning crush on the tube.
— Sarah Rajabalee (@sarahrajabalee) January 6, 2014
However, ALL IS NOT LOST.
You don’t have to let Blue Monday win. We could all follow the example of this man, who was spotted capitalising on the unusually high amount of commuters on the streets by holding a placard with his requirements on it, and attempting to find a girlfriend.
Found this man outside Waterloo in pouring rain pic.twitter.com/gGwm9qBAVq
— Marcus Markou (@MarcusMarkou) January 6, 2014
And this is him from front if interested
… pic.twitter.com/vmb7HP4ijq— Marcus Markou (@MarcusMarkou) January 6, 2014
Bravo that man.
So if you know a brunette who fits the bill, be sure to put her in touch with Gerald. Spread a little cheer.
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