My dad became a freeman of the city of London a few weeks ago. Since this happened some people have asked me what it means. The short answer is “I’m not completely sure”, the long, vague answer is “he gets to go to dinners in really old halls and talk to other butchers” and the best answer is “don’t know […]
There are things you know when you’ve lived in London for a bit. Not just the obvious stuff like standing on the right, walking as fast as humanly possible at all times, or forming orderly queues everywhere (unless you’re at a bus stop or waiting for the tube; in which case please form a restless, passive aggressive crowd […]
Welcome to London, where you’ll never be alone ever again. But it’s ok guys, because we’ve all collectively found a workaround.
London has gone back to work, and I know the best way to survive the January commute and I’m going to tell you what it is because I’m nice like that.
When you’ve lived in London for as long as I have, you learn a thing…or twenty five.