There’s a problem with taking a few days holiday from work. It’s not the morning fatigue after a couple of lie-ins, nor is it the bulging inbox that greets you on your return. It’s getting into work and discovering that on the day you weren’t there, a pony wearing a green raincoat went down the […]
As anyone who has ever directed a disappointed dancing elephant away from Piccadilly Circus will know, the problems such misinformation can bring are many, far reaching and a hazard for those in open toe shoes.
Whether it’s the driver making aeroplane noises as the train pulls into the station, or just a cheerful greeting from station staff like the one above, here are five of my favourite announcements passengers have heard on the tube.