Month: December 2012

  • SheLovesLondon.com Round Up of the Year (i.e. Buses, Meat, Canals, Daleks etc. The usual)

    We’ve had bank holidays a plenty, Royal shindigs, Olympic funtimes and the rise of no bookings policies in restaurants. Also, 2012 was the year I moved to Dalston and started a blog about London.

    This blog was never going to be about covering the openings and events and fancy cultural goings on, and more about the stuff you notice every day. I hope I’ve stuck to that, and that you’ve enjoyed reading it so far.

    If you haven’t, I can’t promise that 2013’s offering will contain any less references to vomit on buses and chucking ping pong balls at peoples’ heads – so you should probably try the Londonist instead. It’s much more informative.

    Anyway, true to form, these are the highs and lows of 2012…the SheLovesLondon way.

    Going up…

    The Overground platform at sunset, Camden RoadAfter years of wondering exactly how you’re meant to get from Dalston Junction to Peckham Rye without ageing 30 years, the answer came in the shape of London’s latest transport upgrade which completed its full circle in December this year. Now that’s progress (as long as you don’t fall asleep).

     

    Pyjama Party screen at the Prince Charles Cinema

    If you do one thing in 2013, make sure it’s rocking up to your favourite independent cinema in your pyjamas and staying there until 7am the next morning. You should probably check they’re staying open first, though.

     Sign at MEATLiquor introducing their "bastard lovechild" MEATMarket

    Ah, and so cometh the year when we all stopped booking, started queuing, turned our attention to burgers, hotdogs and lobsters, began calling macaroni cheese “Mac and Cheese” and greasy junk food “sliders”. Then along came MEATLiquor, which is always such a good idea until you’ve consumed your weight in beef patties with onion rings, and rendered yourself incapable of speech.

     

    Massive sporting events the Olympics 2012

    As it turns out, having a couple of million extra people in our city means everything gets quieter and London gets to work on time. Transport for London’s summer of chaos was the best yet. Can we do it all again next year, please?

     

    Eating social at supper clubsGone are the days of tables for two in dimly lit restaurants. Now we stand around communal piles of giant prawns, dine on eight courses of Vietnamese in stranger’s living rooms and watch drag queens reenact the birth of baby Jesus between courses. The times, they are indeed a changin’.

    Going down…

    A man swimming in the Regents Canal near Camden

    I don’t care how hot it is, I don’t care how inviting the water looks, I don’t care how many drugs you’ve taken, or how many cans of Red Stripe you’ve consumed. It will never be ok to swim in the Regent’s Canal (a.k.a The One With All The Severed Heads), and especially not at the Camden end.

     

    EAT spelling my name as JHOO

    That’s “Jo” with one “o” and no “e” – short for Joanna. Not Joanne. Not “Jhoo”. Or, as my housemate called me eight months into our flat share, Josephine. Come on, EAT and co. You can do better than this.

     

    Instagrammed pictures of food

    Ok, Londoners. Group effort: let’s quell that urge you have to photograph your food before you eat it. If I have to sit in one more restaurant among the strobe effect of flashes going off around me, I’m going to start throwing things – starting with your iPhone. The only place you need to upload your meal to is your mouth. Got it?

     

    The weird one eyed Olympic mascot for London 2012

    If there was a gold medal for the ugliest, most uninspiring, un-sport related mascot for a sporting even, it would probably be a one eyed alien called Mandeville. You couldn’t even climb on them. Feel-good fail.

     

    The destination of this bus has changed.

    You can’t discover the joys of London buses without also experiencing “this bus is on diversion”, or yesterday’s blinder, “sorry, you all have to get off because someone’s been sick on the lower deck.”. That’s Christmas, folks!

    And finally, going up…

    Dalek bin graffiti

    There’s a time and a place for Dr. Who inspired graffiti, and the London Underground’s posters are just that.

    Well done, London. You done good this year.

    Happy Christmas and I’ll see you on the other side.

  • Review: The XX at Brixton Academy 16.12.2012

    Review: The XX at Brixton Academy 16.12.2012

    The XX were pretty much the soundtrack to some travelling I did back in 2010. Their first album had just been released a few months into my trip, and it accompanied me on a lot of long drives through the mountains of New Zealand.

    Two years later, with their follow up Coexist ringing in my ears, an e-newsletter dropped into my inbox with a code for advance tickets to their upcoming series of gigs around the UK.

    Their first stop?

    One of my favourite music venues in London: Brixton Academy.

    XX Brixton Academy

    It’s difficult to know what a band like the XX will be like live. They’re fairly chilled and it was a Sunday night, too, which is bound to bring the mood down a bit – so I wasn’t really sure what to expect.

    Still, you know the venue’s going to be good; Brixton’s got that old skool rave vibe about it. The slanted floor gives everyone a shot at seeing the stage and the green neon dome out the front acts like a beacon to some of the biggest names in music who regularly name it as their favourite place to play.

    But with The XX’s music lounging just above the chillout mark, I wondered what they’d pull out of the bag to keep everyone interested in songs we’d heard hundreds of times before.

    I needn’t have worried. After support acts Mmoths and John Talabot did their thing, The XX performed one of the most visually stunning sets I’ve ever seen.

    XX at Brixton Academy

    From the 3D hologram floating out across the sold out crowd at the start, to the curtain falling with the drop of Angels and – of course – that huge X which revealed itself slowly near the end, even before we get to the music they had everyone pretty much entranced with the pretty lights.

    Musically, it goes without saying that Romy Madley-Croft is in possession of one of the loveliest speaking and singing voices a girl could have, while Jamie Smith’s remixes make up a chunk of my favourite tunes from this and last year. So, I’m biased. Clearly they could have spent their set blowing raspberries down the mic and I’d still be gushing.

    But luckily they didn’t, they played through both albums with the bass rumbling right into my chest everywhere it should (I’m looking at you, Fantasy and Islands) – including an inspired little garage mix of Chained with Movin’ Too Fast, Another Groove and The Streets tinkering away underneath; all of which cemented my view that the members of the XX and I should probably be friends.

    So in addition to thanking the XX for an bloody lovely Sunday night, I’d also like to thank:

    1. The really, really tall bloke who moved out of everyone’s way half way through (eliciting an audible cheer from at least five people around me)

    2. The person who’d already flooded the girl’s toilet with vomit by 8:30pm,

    and

    3. Brixton Academy for consistently being the venue where the magic happens.

    The set list is here.

    If you went, let me know what you thought. 

  • Let’s Play Ping Pong at Bounce in Holborn. Now THAT’S a Nice Idea.

    Let’s Play Ping Pong at Bounce in Holborn. Now THAT’S a Nice Idea.

    There are all sorts of “nice ideas” floating about in London.

    Harrods food hall is a nice idea – but it’s always packed and smells pungently of the wrong sort of cheese. Oxford Street is a nice idea, until you get there and want to leave.

    Most of the places you hear about – new restaurants, bars, clubs, pop-ups, fancy attractions- are nice ideas in the same way that stroking a tiger is a nice idea (lovely, cuddly, fluffy thing) but you’re not about to stump up the air fare to the forests of Asia to find out. And besides, you could see one in London Zoo. But you probably won’t, because it’s too expensive.

    Nice idea, though.

    Which was sort of my reaction when I heard about this newfangled ping pong bar in Holborn, Bounce, which is done by the same people who charge £8.95 per person to roll a ball along the floor in Bloomsbury and Brick Lane. The concept screamed nice idea right up until the bottom of the press release, where it said:

    Now, bear in mind that at the time, there were three perfectly functional free ping pong tables scattered around in Embankment Gardens and various other public spaces in London.

    This, coupled with a can of Strongbow would, I supposed, produce much the same effect as paying £26 to do it for an hour in a bar in Holborn.

    Because just think about that for a second. Twenty-six Great British Pounds for an hour of ping pong. 60 minutes of whiff whaff. 3600 seconds of table tennis.

    Not being funny, but that’s a ticket to Alton Towers.

    Ok? Ok.

    So naturally, I held off on visiting this particular nice idea.

    Until it was someone’s birthday… and they paid.

    Bounce in Holborn

    We went after work on a Friday night – which meant most of us in the group were already drunk on relief by the time we got there – and proceeded to consume more wine than you’d generally advise people to drink if you then plan on giving them a bat and bucket of incredibly light, whackable balls.

    Because despite my misgivings, Bounce was really good fun.

    In fact, you cannot know true joy until you’ve stood in a busy bar and hit a small, white, relatively harmless ball to the other side of the room and watched it ping effortlessly and painlessly off the back of a stranger’s head.

    “Sorrrrry!” I’d yell in futile apology, like the owner of a puppy that just started devouring someone’s picnic, “it just got away from me!”, before firing another in the opposite direction.

    That’s not to say I wasn’t a serious contender on the table, because we all showed some serious skills in that department, but hitting ping pong balls in a bar turned out to be a nice idea both in theory and practice.

    On which note, if anyone wants to pay for me to go again, you’re more than welcome.